My parents lie about my age for discounted prices at buffets . MLIA
I hate the feeling of a round chopstick with a square one. MLIAsian.
Submitted by Sean
I came back from the movies and I coughed. Then my mom gave me a lecture of how going out makes you sick. MLIAsian.
Every Asian girl I meet is sweet and sour. MLIAsian.
My parents only let me date Asian girls.
Me: My girlfriend is white, mom.
Mom: You only date da asian gur I tell you.
Me: But she made the honor roll.
Mom: But do she know how to make da egg roll?!!!!?!