My Life Is Asian

My parents lie about my age for discounted prices at buffets . MLIA

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Today, my Asian parents and I went to burger king. When it came to the drinks, my dad said, “cock and no ass.” I had to explain to the horrified cashier that he meant, “coke no ice.” FML

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I hate the feeling of a round chopstick with a square one. MLIAsian.

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I came back from the movies and I coughed. Then my mom gave me a lecture of how going out makes you sick. MLIAsian.

Every Asian girl I meet is sweet and sour. MLIAsian.

My parents only let me date Asian girls. 

Me: My girlfriend is white, mom.

Mom: You only date da asian gur I tell you.

Me: But she made the honor roll.

Mom: But do she know how to make da egg roll?!!!!?!

MLIAsian.